Rules: write a coherent phrase (little bit of nonsense and grammatical incorrectness allowed... a.k.a. encouraged =P) in which ALL words start with the day's letter.
The phrase that started it all... (courtesy of Chac and Alex):
Annoying aardvarks are adamantly assembling an artificial arm as another asshole alligator astonishes ants and arising all animals alone.
Use the comments. Go!