- Ves mi amor! En este cuarto no hay nadie más que tú y yo!
- Ahorita! Pero hasta hace 2 segundos había una enfermera contigo en la cama!
- Amor, tienes que dejar de vivir en el pasado!
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This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That' right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known.
They are enjoyed in Cambodia, Philippines and the fifth and seventh levels of hell. They are typically sold by street vendors at night, out of buckets of warm sand. You can spot the vendors because of their glowing red eyes, and the faint, otherworldly sound of children screaming.